Twas the Abs 1st Christmas and all through the house,
we couldn't find the floor for all the presents about.
The stockings were hung by the Chimney with care,
but Tina was done with the entire affair.
Bob got a big box (filled with a golf bag),
a scarf for Lynn,
Megan got Coasters,
and Susan spread Cheer from beginning to end.
The family all says,
as Russian Santa's fill the night,
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!