
My first Stros baseball game. Daddy syas its a big part of my development. Hey...Where's Daddy? Remember the flooding rains in Houston? Daddy is parking the car in them. What a good Daddy?
There is no doubt I am part Sansom. The chin, the cheeks...look to my left...

Daddy told me that grown men dressed up like animals at a baseball game are sad...very sad...and don't normally have any Mommy's in their life.

My cousin Brandon is getting a little "too cool" for pictures. The weirdest thing is Daddy was more into Transformers than all the little boys...Optimus Prime? How old ARE you Daddy?

My first easter. My family is beautiful. They have to be. Look at me.

I don't quite understand the concept of candy inside the eggs. Wait, there is no candy inside these eggs. Maybe if they were filled with bland runny peas. Then I might try to open them. UMMMM...bland runny peas...

I love my Mommy. Daddy does to...he tells me all the time...

What is Pops doing? The Old McDonald farm employees are going to ban him from all further events at the park for these indiscretions...

Bogey? You've changed.

What the (beep) is that?

Mommy. I am 4.5 months old. This is a pig. Have you been watching the news?